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Caption contest #19 – big desk cartoon

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boss behind a big desk with big bonus
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Caption contest #18 – career day

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fifth grade career day
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A few words with winning author Patty Patrignelli:

What do you do for a living?

My name is Patty Patrignelli and I live in Monroe, New York. While my main role in life is a mom,  I am also a Kindergarten Teaching Assistant in a K-1 elementary.

Has your sense of humor ever helped you on the job?
I truly believe humor is what gets us through life.  I am fortunate to be around children all day who bring humor into everything they say and do.  Many times when I see a student struggling with a concept or skill, I use humor to lighten up the moment and make them feel more relaxed and less apprehensive.  Funny rhymes and silly, humorous behavior can make a huge difference in how a child responds to you.

What’s your best advice for jobseekers?

There is something for everyone; when you are truly focused on making a change or following a dream, doors will open.

What do you find funny and not funny about job search?
What I find funny about a job search is the fact that people expect to open the newspaper and find that highly-paid dream job on page 44. What is not so funny, is the fact that there are so many talented, hard-working people who just haven’t had the opportunity to get their foot in the door. Job searching is a tough, exhausting process; however, keep your sense of humor as people (including prospective employers) are naturally drawn to those who make them smile and laugh.SECOND PLACE

fifth grade career day
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Caption contest #17 – diversity training

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diversity trainer from craigslist
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A few words with winning author Laural Stolicny:

 

What do you do for a living?
I am a STNA with a local nursing home.

Has your sense of humor ever helped you on the job?
Most definitely. When you work with the elderly, everyday can be a new adventure, not just for you but them as well.

Ever used humor in a job search?
Yes. I was interviewing for a nursing position and had to do the Heimlich on my interviewer who had swallowed her gum. So, I said, “Does that mean I passed the interview and hands on requirements ?” Needless to say, I started the next day.

What’s your best advice for job seekers?
My advice is to relax. The person interviewing you is probably just as nervous as you are.

What do you find funny and not funny about job search?
What I find funny (and also not funny) is that as soon as you accept a reasonable job offer, your dream job calls you for hire.

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diversity trainer recommends name change
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Caption contest #16 – when pigs fly

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business when pigs fly cartoon - you owe us a raise
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A few words with contest winner Jessica Mincey of Warner Robins, GA

What do you do for a living? I am a senior Middle Grades Education Major at Georgia Southern University by day and a team member at Einstein Bagel Bros by night.

Has your sense of humor ever helped you on the job? Yes! Sometimes you get a customer who is having such a bad day that they bring that bad day to you.  I simply start telling jokes and making things funny so they start to forget about the negative!

Ever used humor in a job search? Yes! While interviewing for my current job, they asked me why I should be hired.  I told them “I’m like Spiderman! He’s so cool.  He helps people without needing recognition.”  Stunned by the response, they burst out laughing and hired me on the spot.

What’s your best advice for jobseekers? Be YOURSELF! At the end of the day, if they hire someone who you put on your resume as you instead of the true you, it will only turn out horrible.

What do you find funny and not funny about job search? I found it humorous that I would apply for like 80 jobs just to get one call.  What I did not find funny is the fact that there aren’t many jobs that will hire someone with 3/4 of a college degree.

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business when pigs fly cartoon - someone check the weather in hell
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Caption contest #15 – sharks in the water

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business sharks cartoon - I have a paddle
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A few words with contest winner Michael VanDervort of Lakeland Florida:

What do you do for a living?  Human Resources Strategist at Publix Super Markets

Has your sense of humor ever helped you on the job? Sense of humor has always been a plus in doing HR work.  It helps relieve stress for people in anxious situations like a training session if you can drop a quick joke or funny remark without being snarky.

Ever used humor in a job search? I like to share stories in a job interview. Sometimes finding the humor in a common problem situation helps make a connection with the interviewer.

What’s your best advice for jobseekers?   Stay focused. Don’t be self deprecating, but don’t be arrogant either.

What do you find funny and not funny about job search? I find the lack of follow-up by HR on the status of a job to be not funny at all.  The humor in this is that it doesn’t take much more than a personal acknowledgement to make candidates think you are on the leading edge of candidate experience.

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business sharks cartoon - not a walk in the park
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business sharks cartoon - married
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business sharks cartoon - just asked for a raise
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Caption contest #14 – job fair?

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job fair cartoon - hey boss
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A short talk with winner Óscar E. Ferro Gálvez from Mexico City:

What do you do for a living?: Advertising. I´m a Strategic-Creative Director Consulting.

Ever used humor in a job search?: Almost always. That is the key for a memorable Ad.

What’s your best advice for jobseekers?: Don´t seek a job. Create one!

What do you find funny and not funny about job search?: Well… When I´m looking for a job, I’ve found funny what the most of the employers I’ve visited always say to me that I’m overqualified for the position they offer. But it’s no funny that they don’t engage me for that, over all if I need that job!

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job fair cartoon - cotton candy
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job fair cartoon - unfair
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job fair cartoon - only fair if they give you a job
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Caption contest #13 – Santa as boss

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Santa cartoon - made in China stickers
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A few words with winning author Sara DeAnne Zavorka  of Lake Hills, TX:

What do you do for a living?
Full-time college student working towards a degree in Deaf and Hard of Hearing Education. Currently, I am also a Community Assistant at my college. This job entails building a sense of community in my dorm, as well as assuring that the residents have a safe and fun time throughout their stay at their “home away from home.”

Has your sense of humor ever helped you on the job? any examples?
When I was a Cartoonist for my local newspaper, humor was a must. In anything I do, actually I at least try to have a good time with it. I’ve never been the comedian sort, but through my overly clumsy and sometimes naïve nature, it gets those around me laughing, and that alone is an ice breaker and ease-maker. Maintaining a humorous yet business-like status in any job is a difficult paradox, but those who master it can handle anything.

Ever used humor in a job search?
Humor drives living. Without it, everything would be dull and lacking of motivation.
My job searches consist of looking for a job in which I may exhibit some sense of humor, just to be able to have a good time with it.

What’s your best advice for jobseekers?
My favorite quote, by writer Douglas Noel Adams, says “I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.” I relate those words to nearly everything in life. For jobs, it is a reassurance that I will find the job I most need to be doing, when the time is right. It takes off some pressure amid the hectic searching.

What do you find funny and not funny about job search?
Being a younger adult, still emerging into the chaotic world that is having an occupation, I find it both funny and not so much how nearly every single job requires some work experience, but one cannot acquire that work experience if they cannot first get a job. Got to love irony…

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Santa cartoon - he's a Grinch
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Caption contest #12 – the paper storm

 

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Caption contest #11 – vulture on my desk

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venture capital or vulture capital?

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vulture capital
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A few words with winner Joan Carter of San Francisco:

What do you do for a living?: I’m a principal technical writer for Oracle.
Has your sense of humor ever helped you on the job?: Every day! Technical writing is fraught with stress, resulting mostly from it’s unending cycle of deadlines. The other writers on the team and I keep each other from imploding with far-flung and funny IM exchanges.
Ever used humor in a job search?: Wish I could say yes, but, no. The few times I’ve tried writing peppy, upbeat cover letters have been met with chilling silence. I suppose that in itself is funny.
What’s your best advice for jobseekers?: After a while, the vigorous stream of advice that everyone gives you on your resume yields diminishing returns. Think of the old man and his son trying to get their donkey to market.
The first person they meet chides them for walking when one can ride. The second chides them for letting youth ride while age walks. The third for their slow pace when the donkey could easily accommodate the weight of the boy as well as the man. The fourth for tiring the animal out and lowering its worth.
Finally, the old man and his son tie the donkey’s legs together, slide a pole through, and carry the it along, swinging between them. They come to a bridge, and the donkey swings out so far, the men lose their balance and pitch the bound donkey into the wild river below, where it drowns. This illustrates that, if you let everyone tell you how to get your donkey to market, you’ll wind up losing your ass.
What do you find funny and not funny about a job search?: Funny, how everyone has an opinion about that resume, which opinions are often in conflict; not funny, the potential for serious financial hardship while unemployed.

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alternative to firing staff cartoon
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my boss is a vulture cartoon
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you know you've been fired when...
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today doesn't look good for me cartoon
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there's a vulture on my desk, send the paramedics cartoon
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life insurance cartoon
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this job is eating me alive - cartoon
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memo from the boss about early retirement
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Caption contest #10 – safety poster

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