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I hear you’ve been talking in non sequiturs Smith. What do you have to say for yourself?
My word! You’re not Ms. Maguire!
you better not let your wife catch you sitting in her chair playing monopoly again. you do remember what she did to your dog.
Does this chair make my desk look fat?
“…And finally, upon my death, I leave the loose change in the crack of my chair to the Democratic Party. Heh.”
Eric hated the Fart or Leather Chair Noise game.
After an hour and a half, Eric finally arrives at every interviewee’s most dreaded question, “Is this a real or fake mustache?”
“Next question. I’m thinking of a number between one and fifteen…”
Members of the janitorial staff play dress-up at night. Deal with it.
As a matter of fact, I do own a monocle, a top hat, a luxury liner, a scotty dog, a fancy car, and a string of hotels. Why do you ask?